Yeah, I was thinking I might PM you and ask if it looked like he might try to squish her, too. He won't try to seriously hurt her, because she's tiny and also a girl, and I don't expect him to be quick enough to be successful in what he does try. And yeah, I'm totally up for him being distracted/embarrassed, that is kind of his life.

Eta but on the other hand she may seem obviously inhuman enough that he might seriously try to squish her, but all the same I don't expect him to be a success. XD