*insert semi-meaningful Daft Punk lyrics here*

[kindergartencop]

Wow, it's been crazy long since I've ever had to do one of these. Shows what I get for slacking off.

Anyways, hey all. My fake internet name is Comrade, and I'm bringing in everybody's favorite mean green machine*, Peridot, from that weird indie cartoon about crying rocks you've probably never heard of. For those of you who're still canon-blind (and shame on you if that's the case), Peridot is an eternally aggravated middle manager/tech support jockey who is on record as being totally down with casual genocide. She is here to make everybody's time in Waverly Bay a palpably worse experience.

If you ever feel the need to get in contact with me for plotting stuff or just to shoot the shit, you can find me on Plurk at gipsydangeresque, or on Skype as loverandfighterman.


Really looking forward to playing with all y'all here!

*Actual considerations towards your favorite mean green machine specifically do not apply here.

Comments

[magistermentium]

we have both Bill and Peridot now

you know what that means

DORITO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

[beyourrock]

YOU

Haha! Peridot, awesome! I've seen you around and you're super awesome at her!

I'm Gato and I have the mama brib here! I can't wait to play with ya!

[kindergartencop]

there's only room for one triangle in this game, you nacho cheese-lookin freakazoid

gonna kick your isosceles ass all the way up the street

[kindergartencop]

YOU, ALSO

haha, thanks! I'm a pretty big fan of your Pearl too tbh

super stoked for the inevitable battle of the nerds

[beyourrock]

oh gosh thank you!!

YES THEY NEED TO OUT NERD ONE ANOTHER

then again pearl will feel inferior cause WHAT IS GEM TECHNOLOGY NOWADAYS

[weiss_nine]

slides in

hello, I just want you to know that I laughed for like five minutes straight about your username because it's the best.

also I'm r and I play weiss from rwby, who is basically fake elsa with a rapier.

[gemasumi]

PERIDOT

YES

another gem not in masumi's deck

I'm Usagi, and I play this girl (whose first ability is 'holo projection' along the lines of Peri's touch screens hueheheh), and 'Gongenzaka', from Yugioh Arc V. Nice to meat youu~~

[kindergartencop]

so many people have told me this, and I always appreciate that everyone finds this dumb gag username as amusing as I do

but hi, r! gonna confess I'm not all that familiar with rwby, but it defintiely seems like a thing I should try and get into

[strawberry_roll]

Welcome, Comrade! Glad to have you and Peri here~!

[weiss_nine]

rwby is like two and a half hours long and free on the internet, so it's a p easy thing to get into if you want to! (although unlike any other canon, you should watch the trailers before you watch the series? they're Important.)

it's basically fantasy anime nonsense about girls fighting monsters and other bad guys while kicking ass at monster fighting boarding school.

[urmyanthyding]

Oh yeah Crying Rock Friends I think I've heard of that one.

Welcome! I'm lyndon, I play Ruby from RWBY and Giffany from Gravity Falls.

[believesineveryone]

NOW CAN WE BE FRIENDS?!

[kindergartencop]

no means no you pudgy little dump truck

[believesineveryone]

Heyyyyyy, that's not very nice! You didn't even give him a chance to really be friendly before you tried to go all Hulk Smash on him. :<

Do you see that sad face? Do you? That's him on the inside.

:'< Now it's got a tear.

I forgot where I was going with this, you're Peridot is amazing by the way.