+1 poofy pants wearing asshole

[miasmajesty]

hello hello cosmo!

my name is shikki and i'm bringing with me dirk strider from that crazy webcomic called homestuck. dirk's gonna be rolling in from just after everything kind of blew up and went to hell on him (so post-game over) and he's gonna be none too happy to find out he's a magic spacerock on top of everything else now.

a magic spacerock with emotion sensing powers. dirk's got a hunk of violet flame opal smack dab in the center of his forehead and his first ability is empathy.

you can add me on plurk at zaiphon and i am immensely excited to be playing with all of you!

Comments

[otoko]

Empathy right after all that, ohhhhh nooooo....

Nice to meet you Shikki! I'm Usagi, and I play Gongenzaka here, as well as Masumi, both from Yugioh ARC-V!

[miasmajesty]

At least he'll get to see people! And... sand! There's a bright side, somewhere.

Nice to meet you Usagi!

[gemasumi]

And Jane! So there's a...tiny brightside? oh hello jane yes everything exploded btw

[miasmajesty]

JANE IS A BRIGHT SIDE and then jane became the next victim of dirk's clingy and overbearing form of protection w2g dirkington

[gemasumi]

Insert frowning Gon SHE CAN PROTECT HERSELF-!

[miasmajesty]

of course she can she's got more MANGRIT than the god damn rock

[gemasumi]

fffttttt if gon hears dirk say the word mangrit oh boy

[mysterysnack]

HI SHIKKI! Welcome to magical space rock hell, Dirk. Enjoy your stay.

I'm Kasu, and I'm playing Mystery, a dog from a music video. It's a really good music video though.

[magistermentium]

Nice to meet you, Shikki! You can call me Tora or Nova, and I play this troublemaking triangle jerk who's a little less triangular than normal though not by much. He'll probably be really curious about Dirk once he finds out he's one of Jane's friends who was playing Sburb with her!

[cyan_maid]

Well howdy doo there DiStri

Hi Shikki! My name's Elaine, and I am also playing a Homestuck kid, namely Jane. Just saw Dirk's intro post, so Imma tag it! Glad to have you aboard!

[weiss_nine]

DID SOMEONE SAY EMPATHY.

i mean hi i'm r and i play weiss who also has empathy. she's Not Please about this turn of events and she will definitely not give dirk advice beyond "avoid everyone."

[miasmajesty]

I AM BEHIND ON THIS SINCEI ALREADY HAVEYOU ON PLURK AND I LAREADY HAVE A THREAD WITH YOU BUT THAT SONG/VIDEO IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD i'm so excited

[miasmajesty]

Ohh man. Dirk's already got a problem with triangle people but what's one more sketchy now-not triangle person to the onslaught of them?

[miasmajesty]

hellooo elaine! dirk's gonna is flipping and he's super excited but also kinda terrified and jane might have to deal with him trying to build more protection robots AT SOME POINT

[strawberry_roll]

Oh, Dirk... Gaaah. Game Over was not a good time for anyone.

[miasmajesty]

UNHAPPY EMPATHY FRIENDS UNITE

unfortunately dirk likes people too much to do that. sort of.

[cyan_maid]

I NOTICED omg she's only not freaking out completely because of gem-induced calm, it only lasts two minutes, so this'll be fun

Also Jane has told Connie someone about Lil' Sebastian, so clearly they need to head to the junkyard to create Seb the 2nd

[weiss_nine]

he's probably better equipped to deal with it than weiss who has felt like.

one whole emotion before coming here.

[championless]

yo join the crowd of everything going wrong i dont read homestuck

Anyway, I'm Kururu, this is Hawke, she's a demon in denial after a glitch god decided to mess with an EA game to see how much he could fuck it up. Glad to meet you, Homestuck characters are always gems in my experience.