The War on Pants Has Begun!

[ultra_ace]

Shot for really stupid FUNI marketing joke

Hey all, Kaitou here with the most adorable totally not a Nazi girl known as Erica Hartmann. She's a 16 year old Enlisted Karsland Ultra Ace, with over 300 kills since the beginning of the Second Neuroi War. She's also super lazy, and can be conned into a lot of things if you offer her chocolate and sweets. She's also a troll. And hide your panties girls she might come to borrow them if she loses hers somewhere.

That being said, she comes from the series Strike Witches after the Movie, otherwise known as Yoshika Miyafuji is the most badass normal of all time the Movie. She fell through a hole during flight training, and will be in the Temple shortly when acceptances go up.

If you know your history, and I know a few characters do, people can and are allowed to realize she is a moe moe version of Erich Hartmann, the Luftwaffe's most famous Ace.

I have a special opt-out post which really is more of a request for Erica to put on some pants over here as well as a permission to historically wall her.

Otherwise yeah, hi!

Slowatus

[most_awkward_human]

I know that I just recently came off hiatus, but RL has become more stressful. The good news is that we are officially moving by November, but the bad news is that I have to deal with moving pains along with school and other RL things. It's why I am being slower than a snail with replies right now and I am super sorry about it, I just have little energy most days. I will try to get back on track though, but I'm going to be pretty slow for a good while. Thank you for your patience and I apologize again for my slowness.

NEW TOUGH, GAMEY MEAT COMING THROUGH

[hasmovedon]

Hello there everyone! My name is Inkwell, but you can call me Ink. I'm super excited to be bringing you this leggy bundle of joy, Roland Deschain from the Dark Tower series by Stephen King! He's a gunslinger, which is basically what would happen if you crossed Clint Eastwood with an Arthurian Knight. His guns (though he's only coming in with one of them) are made out of melted-down pieces of Excalibur. I swear I am not kidding you.

Roland comes from a really weird world so Waverly Bay will probably not be too strange for him. Sure, there's no mutant lobsters or seventy foot tall cyborg bears or sentient suicidal trains, but he'll get by. His gem is a Turquoise cut into a ring shape and placed over his heart (because a gunslinger kills with their heart, don't you know. He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father) and his first power is Empathy!

If you need to reach me for anything, my plurk is mister_inkwell! I look forward to playing with you all and seeing how this weird old eight-fingered sad dad fits in. I have heard there is an old man club. Direct me to it.

THE SUPEREST SUPERHERO HAS ARRIVED

[subparkour]

I really mean it. He's super.

Hey all! Tim's the name, being new blood at this game is my... game, and I've brought in a dork who goes by X-Ray from the RoosterTeeth web series X-Ray and Vav! To make a long story short he's absolutely not suited to being a superhero and yet that's exactly what he is, somehow. Expect him to be snarky, stubborn, childish, and arrogant before/during/after getting his ass handed to him. Hopefully he'll learn a modicum of humility at some point, buuuuuuuuuuuuut don't count on it any time soon.

Unsurprisingly given his name, his introductory power is x-ray vision. So. You know. Watch out for that, monsters. His gem is Strontianite, in the shape of an X on his back because he has gain sight of what it means to be a hero or something dumb like that.

As far as getting in touch with me goes (why would you ever) you can reach me on Plurk at gottacatchemall or AIM at lambdadriving, though I'm not on the latter quite as often. Excited to be here, looking forward to playing with you all, aaaaaaand CUE THEME SONG

"X-Ray & Vav Season 2 Intro" (Watch on YouTube)