"Really!? Ooo ooo lemme see! I've always wondered what you would be like if you really cut loose!

A pause and then...

"I mean aside from Stevonnie. They sounded pretty wild."

She makes an exaggerated look of relief. "Well if Garnet was late too then no one can get on my case for showing up. They should be lucky i'm here at all!"

Puffing her chest out with pride. Oh if only she knew just how messed up things had gotten.