THE SUPEREST SUPERHERO HAS ARRIVED

[subparkour]

I really mean it. He's super.

Hey all! Tim's the name, being new blood at this game is my... game, and I've brought in a dork who goes by X-Ray from the RoosterTeeth web series X-Ray and Vav! To make a long story short he's absolutely not suited to being a superhero and yet that's exactly what he is, somehow. Expect him to be snarky, stubborn, childish, and arrogant before/during/after getting his ass handed to him. Hopefully he'll learn a modicum of humility at some point, buuuuuuuuuuuuut don't count on it any time soon.

Unsurprisingly given his name, his introductory power is x-ray vision. So. You know. Watch out for that, monsters. His gem is Strontianite, in the shape of an X on his back because he has gain sight of what it means to be a hero or something dumb like that.

As far as getting in touch with me goes (why would you ever) you can reach me on Plurk at gottacatchemall or AIM at lambdadriving, though I'm not on the latter quite as often. Excited to be here, looking forward to playing with you all, aaaaaaand CUE THEME SONG

"X-Ray & Vav Season 2 Intro" (Watch on YouTube)

Comments

[isuponyou]

Hey man and welcme to Cosmos! There's a bunch of super cool people here and they're all chill, so you'll have a lot of fun roleplaying partners.

I'm wwwayfarer and I play the Beast from Over the Garden Wall and Percy Jackson. I've never heard of this show. I should probably get into it.

[camparistar]

sCREAMS I LOVE X-RAY AND VAV

Hi I'm Fearless and I scream sometimes when I see things I am excited about

I play Yuuya from YuGiOh Arc-V and the Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who, it's nice to meet you!

[subparkour]

Good to meet you! This game seemed chill and I've only heard good things, so I'm really looking forward to sinking my teeth into it.

WELL I'll tell you one thing if you decide to go on that journey, and that's that season 1 is nowhere near as good as season 2. If you can stumble through the first four episodes it gets waaaaaaay better

[subparkour]

FUCK yeah get ready for this idiot to do everything wrong and apologize for none of it.

Good to meet you too! Super pumped to get him in action here.

[isuponyou]

I'm looking forward to bouncing Percy off of this guy. The Beast is a little counterproductive mostly because he doesn't want to socialize that much. [shrug]

Sounds like Homestuck. I'll trudge through it if I remember to actually watch it

[subparkour]

To be fair the Beast will probably never want to socialize ever if he deals with X-Ray being the obnoxious moron he is, so that's probably for the best.

Haha, that's what I've heard! Saving grace is that season 1 is literally four episodes long so it's not a long suffering. Just... you know. Medium suffering.

[onemorechapter]

YES Rooster Teeth Animation represent~ I am so excited to see X-Ray here, it's amazing.

Anyway yes hello, I'm Zumi and aside from playing Blake who never tagged him back on d_p because I lost track of it, oops who will be just thrilled to interact with him I'm sure, I play Chris from the animated PBS show Wild Kratts, and an OC named Daniel.

Nice to meet you!

[nailed_it]

YOOOOOOO RT CANONS UNITE!!!

Welcome to Gem Game! I'm Mew and I play the Yang that has occasionally heckled X-Ray on d_p and who currently resides in Waverly Bay. So excited to have your X-Ray here, he's great.

[subparkour]

I have an embarrassing number of RT-related journals. Mostly RWBY. Jesus christ do I have too many RWBYs.

Hey Zumi, glad to be aboard! pshaw no worries it's d_p it ain't no thang I hope your characters will somehow suffer through his existence without murdering him, but if it comes to murder I understand completely.

[subparkour]

WAVE THAT RT FLAG FOR ALL TO SEE

Good to meet you - or should I say Good to meet Mew. See? Puns? I can do 'em too.

[onemorechapter]

Oh my goodness what even is it about RWBY journals? I've got some eight or nine myself, and I'm just waiting to see who pops up next.

I would too honestly, but yes I look forward to interaction between Ray and all of them.

[subparkour]

Do we dare to compare? I've got... seven, now that I count them. One of whom has never spoken a single word in the series, because who needs to actually know the character before just going nuts with headcanon, right?

Right?

Right.

[onemorechapter]

But she's so fun though. A little bundle of sadistic, creepily silent fun.

Meanwhile among mine are listed some of the most ambiguous, "what the heck's your deal even" characters, including Java Headmaster, Masked Sephiroth (because absurdly long red blade right), and for bonus hour Cliffside White Cloak. Who, to be fair, is kind of a placeholder on my muselist because I haven't done anything with her, BUT SHE'S THERE.

Waiting.

[subparkour]

Oh, you're talking about the silent ice cream villain. I was talking about the silent maybe-blind melee fighter who gets a literal asspat.

Oh, I have Java Headmaster's best friend General RoboArm McDouchebag! The others are a bit more established in-universe, including Mr. Sorry For My Mainpain Story Arc, Goggles the Nerd, Cocky Villain Who Never Actually Wins Ever, Mr. Pancake, and probably my favorite Sir Kicksalot.

[onemorechapter]

Ah yes, the other silent fighter. There should be a mute-off or something between them. ("Metapod, use Harden!" "You use Harden too, Metapod!")

Now is this Sorry For My Manpain Story Arc Arc? Because if so I've got him. I also have the rest of Team RWBY because apparently there weren't enough teenage girls in my life. And someday Ms. Greennosleeves Thief, once I get off my lazy butt.

[subparkour]

I just need Mr. Monkeybutt and Mr. Blake's Angsty Backstory and I think I'll have pretty much all the guys in the series, until Vol. 3 when I'll cry and make twelve more journals. God help us when Vol 3 comes out. God help us all.

[onemorechapter]

If you ever get Mr. Blake's Angsty Backstory then it's absolutely required we do something.

But dear god. My muselist quivers in its boots for Volume 3.

[subparkour]

I'm a little surprised at myself that I haven't done it already, but if nothing else it's just a matter of time really. I truly, honestly can't help myself.

[onemorechapter]

I think one RWBY journal is just the beginning of the end. I have yet to meet someone who only has one, save maybe Mew down there. It's like the RP version of potato chips, you can't have just one.

[weiss_nine]

/slides in late

HELLO

I AM THE WEISS, I AM THE FURY no actually I'm R and I play . . . Weiss ok you know, there were better ways to do this but moving on I also play Tran (from a book no one's heard of) and Togo (from an anime that came out last winter). /throw confetti

welcome confetti, standard procedure. carry on with your day.

[subparkour]

I guess that, like the pokemon Mew, a mun who only has one rwby journal is elusive and legendary.

Do you have a master ball.

[subparkour]

i am now choking on confetti

i literally just got here and you've murdered me

i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now



oh also good to meet you i guess, is what i'd say if i were still among the living

[weiss_nine]

I'm from Dangan Roleplay.

it's a sign of affection.

[subparkour]

OH. Silly me. Carry on then, I'll consider myself flattered

[onemorechapter]

Not right offhand but with a coconut, a camera battery, and the right bait I could totally hack up something.

Also I heard that in Ray's voice, which was amusing as hell.

[strawberry_roll]

Hey Tim! Welcome to Cosmos! ♪

[nailed_it]

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN NERDS.

/Mew used Teleport!
/Mew has fled the battle!

[nailed_it]

Every time a pun is made an-...idk, probably something terrible happens every time puns are made BUT WHO CARES. PUNS ARE THE BEST.

ALSO, it occurred to me that Yang might actually know of X-Ray because they exist as comic book characters in her canon (bless you RT). I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU'D RATHER NOT HAVE HIM SORTA 4TH WALL'D LIKE THAT BUT I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THE THOUGHT.

[kindaruledatit]

X-RAAAAAAY

Welcome to cosmos, Tim! I'm Drizz and I'm just here with Wendy from Gravity Falls.

I'm also that Mogar that's been bugging Xray on memes

[subparkour]

Thanks! Happy to be here!

[subparkour]

AND VAAAAAAoh wait no just x-ray

Sup Drizz! I'm pretty excited to see the GF cast in action tbh, love that show

OH IS THAT RIGHT 8)

[mogarisready]

just x-ray, unfortunately. FOR NOW

the GF cast here is so dang good. You'll love it.

WHY YES IT IS

[isuponyou]

Yeah, most likely.

(Goddamn the theme song is catchy)
Only medium suffering. I've gone through worse before, I'll live.

[subparkour]

YO LET HIM KNOW THERE'S A COMIC BOOK ABOUT THEM HE WOULD BE SO PUMPED

[pearl_chevalier]

IM SO EXCITED SO MUCH OH MY GOD IM SMILING BLESS

Hi Tim, I'm pyra and I play the most beautiful person in the cosmos, Link and Jasper. I hope you have fun here and I can't wait to interact with ray :D

[subparkour]

GET HYPE GET HYPE

I keep trying to think about how X-Ray and Jasper would get along and all thoughts seem to end with X-Ray being gem'd before the conversation is through. So yes I'm looking forward to this too

[pearl_chevalier]

If not gemmed, Jasper is going to throw him into a wall after getting frustrated.

[nailed_it]

HMM WAIT MAYBE THAT'S A MISTAKE THEN-...OH WELL GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.