[Ohhhh my gooood, what a cute. She wants like 6 of him and wishes he wasn't a drug-induced hallucination. She knows she's probably petting some kind of rock right now but whatevs.]

Awww, you're totally sweet. [Gotta smoosh that sweet baby face.] I 'unno. I guess 'cause that's what Grif always called me, back home and at the canyon so it kinda stuck. [...] Wait...I don't think any of those assholes even asked what my real name was!

[Sister, don't swear in front of the impressionable young pokemon.]