[Yep, that sure is himself he's looking at right now. The look's a little different but still pretty recognizable. Besides, there's only one him.
Well, okay, there's two hims but. There's still only one him.]
Boy, this is awkward. There's only one way to settle this!
[A standoff between two incarnations of a being whose vastness and influence dwarf any and all human understanding! What form will this titanic struggle take? What calamities will befall the world as a result of this inconceivably massive clash!?]
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Well, okay, there's two hims but. There's still only one him.]
Boy, this is awkward. There's only one way to settle this!
[A standoff between two incarnations of a being whose vastness and influence dwarf any and all human understanding! What form will this titanic struggle take? What calamities will befall the world as a result of this inconceivably massive clash!?]
Three, two, one. Not it!