Yeaws and yeaws ago? I still eat Teddy Gwahams, bro! Like, every day all the time!

[ Geez, Strong Bad is getting all icky and emotional and stuff. It's weird. Isn't he normally some kinda mean guy? ]

Well, yeah, that makes all kinds'a sense. I don't think I've ever been in town - I didn't even know we had one by us! I guess the old K-O-T must not be doin' too well in the weal-o-state business if nobody knows there's a town by us.