[Well, he could easily duck that swat, move out of the way all sly and sneaky but-- heck no! He's gonna take that slap right to the face! And seem bizzarely pleased with it too!]

Whoo! Hahaha! Nice arm, red!

[Man, he's gonna need to get people to slap him in the face more often! That was a riot!]

So, tryin' to figure out what makes these gems different from that big one over there, huh? Pssht, I could tell you that!