[Guess who's also sporting a shiny rock on his hand? He holds up his right hand, revealing a rounded black stone stuck in the back of it.]

Yeah, uh, apparently this is what happens when you go into ominous holes that are perfectly shaped to your own silhouette. Which, to be honest, was a really stupid move on all of our parts. But I am also one hundred percent positive that these things are cursed.

Also, they're magic. And if we try to take them out, we'll probably die! So that's fun.

[Stan is not the best at relating bad news.]