Well, it just doesn't seem like something that would actually be done...

[...Waaaait a second, now that she's got a second to get her head--she remembered the glowing heart thing saying...something, right? Something about three things she can't actually remember right now.

...Most importantly, she's just wondering if she got thoroughly punked here or something.]

It just seems like the most absurd thing in a list of absurdities? That, and I don't think they'd make very good politicians...

[She can at least make an argument for free will, but she knows nothing of a magic bullet. It just sounds less silly okay.]