[archer is certainly no stranger to waking up in places he's never seen before. he gets to his feet slowly, squinting at the bright colours. boy, he sure does have a bitch of a hangover.]
Does no-one here know about moderation? Seriously, it's like I'm in-- William Ramsay's wet dream!
[dusting his suit off, he's quick to discover a gemstone sticking out his chest. wonderful.]
...Oh, good. It tore my shirt! [archer that's not the main problem here--
he decides to take his frustration out in a mature way, by yelling at the biggest, brightest gem.] That was bespoke, asswipe! This stupid cult temple better have a payable cheque for four hundred dollars hidden under one of those rocks!
sterling archer / archer
[archer is certainly no stranger to waking up in places he's never seen before. he gets to his feet slowly, squinting at the bright colours. boy, he sure does have a bitch of a hangover.]
Does no-one here know about moderation? Seriously, it's like I'm in-- William Ramsay's wet dream!
[dusting his suit off, he's quick to discover a gemstone sticking out his chest. wonderful.]
...Oh, good. It tore my shirt! [archer that's not the main problem here--
he decides to take his frustration out in a mature way, by yelling at the biggest, brightest gem.] That was bespoke, asswipe! This stupid cult temple better have a payable cheque for four hundred dollars hidden under one of those rocks!