[Seems sort of silly to wear glasses without lenses if you were a hipster, anyhow.]

It is! Then again, it's not as strange as some of the other things I've been tumbling into. It's pretty close, though, and definitely just as hard to believe.

Your friend is...half a gem. So, wait, wouldn't that make it three and a half gems living where you're from?

[Connie's got that somewhat bewildered look to her, and her answers are limited - but informative! - so she definitely couldn't of been a gem person before this. At least, that's what Jane thinks.]