Okay so maybe this place is a little bit crazy and weird ("what the heck is this?!"), and okay so mmmmaybe you have no idea why you decided to shove yourself into a rock ("also how offensive is that?! that hole was completely tiny and lacking curves. it was totally a tight fit to squeeze through OB-VI-OUS-LY! they should have made it to fit my figure better.") and okay so mmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe the pink tourmaline gemstone that is stuck on your hand is kind of a problem ("hey the color is cute and is just as bright and sparkling as me!"), but that is no reason to panic, right? You just have to make sure to charm your way around with these weirdos, and then maybe you can find the police and get the heck out of here.
And of course, you're the amazing super idol with a super nico nico smile! There's no way this plan will fail.]
Everyone! Super idol ♥ Nico Nico has arrived! Are you going to be the jewel of my heart? Then let me be your Nico Nico smile!
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Okay so maybe this place is a little bit crazy and weird ("what the heck is this?!"), and okay so mmmmaybe you have no idea why you decided to shove yourself into a rock ("also how offensive is that?! that hole was completely tiny and lacking curves. it was totally a tight fit to squeeze through OB-VI-OUS-LY! they should have made it to fit my figure better.") and okay so mmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe the pink tourmaline gemstone that is stuck on your hand is kind of a problem ("hey the color is cute and is just as bright and sparkling as me!"), but that is no reason to panic, right? You just have to make sure to charm your way around with these weirdos, and then maybe you can find the police and get the heck out of here.
And of course, you're the amazing super idol with a super nico nico smile! There's no way this plan will fail.]