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...Answer Central.
[He has to say it out loud, just to feel how ridiculous that sounds. Well, it could be worse. It could be, say, Ponyville.]
The only thing I need to know is where the exit is located. I don't think I'll need a whole "central" for that.
...At least, I would hope not.