[Holding up his hands and laughing lightly.] Oh, my mistake.

[How the hell is that hair real? Whatever he's not interested in that right now.]

But! My point exactly, friend. [Of course he makes the word 'friend' sound as unfriendly as possible.] That statement was an attention grabber - much like yourself. Thanks for the clarification.

Also, I noticed you completely glossed over my mentioning your second statement just now. That's the lie, isn't it? You have at least one sibling and you don't get enough attention from mommy and/or daddy. [Faux sad-face. :C] Either they're younger and therefore soak up all the attention you so desperately want or they're older and better than you in every way. That's why you picked that one, isn't it? D'awww...