My friend Lapis brought me up a giant pillar of water so she could talk with me.

[A pause...because even Steven could realize that what he just said made no sense out of context.]

She can control water! And she was trying to get home which isn't on earth, so she...borrowed the ocean so she could get into space! But we kinda needed the ocean back, so I went up and talked to her!

[And he sounds wholly unperturbed by that.]

Its kinda cold, but its pretty cool up there! All the stars seem a whole lot closer.