1. I once traveled to the farthest corner of space with a big busty superhero to fight aliens, robots and ride on a Caticorn! That's like a big green lion with curly rams horns and a purple mane. Also it's psychic.
2. I once traveled back in time while fighting a villain and accidentally messed up history so that the greatest hero of our world became the most feared and terrible dictator the world had ever seen!
3. I once tried to mail myself on vacation, crash landed on an island and was worshipped as their "Princess Queen Goddess." And handsome dudes covered in oil were fighting for my entertainment!
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But! Now it's my turn to challenge you!
1. I once traveled to the farthest corner of space with a big busty superhero to fight aliens, robots and ride on a Caticorn! That's like a big green lion with curly rams horns and a purple mane. Also it's psychic.
2. I once traveled back in time while fighting a villain and accidentally messed up history so that the greatest hero of our world became the most feared and terrible dictator the world had ever seen!
3. I once tried to mail myself on vacation, crash landed on an island and was worshipped as their "Princess Queen Goddess." And handsome dudes covered in oil were fighting for my entertainment!