[Well. His bro would jump to that conclusion, wouldn't he? He's not sure whether to be flattered and feel incredibly pleased with himself, or be aggravated because his bro's thrusting all these expectations on him again and he's sure he'll feel like shit for not living up to them.
Just like old times.]
Wish I could tell you I was, but-- [wait what the fuck oh god
He's putting his arms up in front of him defensively because jesus christ why, please stop. this would be awful enough if they were alone but there are people here and you're making him look like an idiot please stop]
Bro-- Bro, holy shit cut it out that shit ain't cool, man, what are you even doing.
[and speaking of not cool, know what else isn't cool right now? DAVE STRIDER.
look at him open his big dumb mouth and make things worse with his rambly tone that is anything but disaffected. look at what you've done, bro. are you happy with yourself??]
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Just like old times.]
Wish I could tell you I was, but-- [wait what the fuck oh god
He's putting his arms up in front of him defensively because jesus christ why, please stop. this would be awful enough if they were alone but there are people here and you're making him look like an idiot please stop]
Bro-- Bro, holy shit cut it out that shit ain't cool, man, what are you even doing.
[and speaking of not cool, know what else isn't cool right now? DAVE STRIDER.
look at him open his big dumb mouth and make things worse with his rambly tone that is anything but disaffected. look at what you've done, bro. are you happy with yourself??]