[mother of god. he just pictured bro doing this exact thing in his mind and jesus christ, only bro could pull off intimidating while being drenched in piss.]
Um.
[do you hear that sound, bro?? that's the sound of the point whooshing right over dave's head.]
no subject
Um.
[do you hear that sound, bro?? that's the sound of the point whooshing right over dave's head.]
I'll, uh. Keep that in mind.
[COUGH let's just change the subject]
You want a tour of the neighborhood?