[Aww, but Vriska, your friends wuuuuuv yooou~~ and so does the fandom]

[Also, considering the sort of shenanigans everyone has been up to, she's... not really bothered by this level of weird fuckery. She vaguely recalls sharing minds with Nepeta... or was that no longer a thing? Does that even work in the furthest ring? Urgh...]

So, what have you been up to, now that you've have a new life? I mean aside from...

[she jumps into the air with a flying kick] ...THRASHING BUTT AND TAKING NAMES, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

[...maybe you really do need better friends, Vriska.]