You think that's what this is about? You- you always pull this shit, ya know? Always pushing the issue onto something else! But this isn't about my goddamn skull rock! This is about you, Rick! You had one fucking job and that was to stay put and not leave mom again! And what did you do? Y-you up and left again, that's what! Real clean and simple, Rick. Just stay put and don't ruin everything! But I guess that's just too hard for the smartest person in the galaxy, huh Rick?

[Morty "repressed rage" Smith for you, folks.]