Ooh! Such a shame my brand didn't make it up here with me, I'd offer you some top-of-the-line merchandise!

[Namely: wearable basketballs. Don't ask.]

Ah -- but you're royalty, then? An honor to meet you, darling. A shame this form doesn't have lips.

[Namely because he'd kiss her hand if he did. Alas, he just takes her hand in his and shakes it as delicately as a giant robot hand can.]