[It's not everyday someone is actually smaller than Komasan. And...by a lot, too, holy moley this is the world's tiniest human. He loves you already, tiny human, you are perfect in every way.
When he's approached, Komasan literally flops onto his hands and knees to get a closer look. It's like talking to a bug, and bugs were already great to begin with. This is the best day, nothing could possibly ruin this.]
Monge!! I like coffee, too, zura!
[Oh, wait, right, he was supposed to pick out which one was the lie, wasn't he? Oh well, he'd rather talk about coffee.
Besides, can tiny people even lie? They're too small, too pure.]
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When he's approached, Komasan literally flops onto his hands and knees to get a closer look. It's like talking to a bug, and bugs were already great to begin with. This is the best day, nothing could possibly ruin this.]
Monge!! I like coffee, too, zura!
[Oh, wait, right, he was supposed to pick out which one was the lie, wasn't he? Oh well, he'd rather talk about coffee.
Besides, can tiny people even lie? They're too small, too pure.]