[And so, Dave's worst fears come to life. Worst fears and.. deep, deep confusion. What the fuck?]

Uhhh, I mean. I don't want to sound rude, but you weren't really a big factor in my life as far as I know? I think I saw you once, maybe twice. Both times you were in your pajamas and kind of off. Unless time shenanigans are afoot, in which case, God help us all.