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[believesineveryone]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd good morning, afternoon, or evening to all of you lovely individuals here on Cosmographia! This is your dashing, daring, (courageous and caring) host Zac, bringing live to you now... The one, the only, Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Quartzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Universeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(*Crowd screams excitedly in the background while fireworks and pyrotechnics go off in the background, lighting the set up like a Christmas Tree and burning the whole thing to the ground.*)

...Oh. They always tell me not to use those fire cannons so close to the stage...

ANYWAYS! Jokes aside, it's wonderful to be here and I'm glad to be bringing the little man himself to the game! Quartz-Universe & Co. does require me by law to inform you that during his time here, you all may be subjected, but not limited to...


I. Tender emotions
II. The urge to cry
III. There is no 3, I just wanted to put a 3 here.
IV. Uncontrollable fits of laughter
V. Music
6. I got tired of roman numerals
7. Good jokes
8. Bad jokes
9. Jokes that run on too long
Ten. What were we talking about again?


With all that legal jargon out of the way, I hope to have lots of fun playing in this game with all of you and I look forward to one heck of a good time! Last warning though. I'll always make bad jokes.

And if you think I can't, I'll always find a way!

Comments

[mysterysnack]

STEVEN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A PET DOG

[believesineveryone]

MYSTERY HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GHOST IS AN AWESOME MUSIC VIDEO.

ALSO YES.

[otoko]

STEVENNNN

STEVEEEEN

SHIELD BUDDIESSSS???

So I'm Usagi, and I play both this guy and Masumi from 'Yugioh Arc V'...Masumi's got a deck full of literal gem fusions but Gongenzaka here has things that summon in defense and attack with defense so :UU FUN WITH CARDS.

but yes as a ygo i am here for the bad jokes and puns for sure

[cometkin]

OH LOOK THERE IS A BALDING COMET WAITING TO DAD AT STEVEN.

[believesineveryone]

SHIELD BUDDIES 4 LYFE

I never really got past anything beyond the first arc of Yugioh, so my knowledge of these things is pretty foggy. However, that means I'm also easily impressed by things and everything you just said sounds awesome.

Just so long as no one tries to Mirror Force my Raigeki and then summon 3 monsters to stomp my life points in the face, things should be very fun!

[believesineveryone]

BUT DAD ALL COMETS ARE TECHNICALLY BALDING, IT'S JUST THEIR STYLE.

[cometkin]

THIS IS TRUE, GREG WAS DESTINED FOR THIS HAIRSTYLE.

[al2o3cr]

STEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEN

[believesineveryone]

RUBYYYYYYYY

[believesineveryone]

You know it's weird, but I think that's what they were going for. I just noticed it.

[otoko]

HE CAN ASK HIM FOR ADVICE. PLEASE IMAGINE GIANT 5'10 MAN ON 3 INCH STEEL GETA ASKING TINY STEVEN FOR ADVICE-

OH GOSH don't worry about that haha; these two are both from the most recent (fifth-!) series so yyyyea I'm not expecting you to recognize 'm. not even dub yet....THEY'REUNTATINED...

but yea basically it just means Gon's a huge nerd (BECAUSE SERIOUSLY he only runs monsters and somehow THAT WORKS) and Masumi is an even huger nerd because seriously look at the links in there gemfusions man.

But no worries there will be no mirrorforcing your monsters :'3

[al2o3cr]

/optimistic series name protag fistbump

I'm so excited to throw Ruby at Steven aaaaaaa

[believesineveryone]

/All the fistbumps!

Yessssssssssss, I should be throwing up an official post when I get home from D&D tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[believesineveryone]

I can imagine it, and it is beautiful.

Long live the nerds!

[cometkin]

I would not put anything past the Crewniverse. They are wicked foreshadowers.

[believesineveryone]

I know right? It's kinda perfect. and by kinda I mean completely.

[otoko]

YES.

I will have to make sure Masumi does not see Steven's gem tho on account of various -ahem- gemstone theories and the fact that yeeeee it doesn't look like what rose quartz normally looks like pfff.

(Masumi's the daughter of a jeweler =w=' she knows her rocks)

[al2o3cr]

RAD YO ruby will BE THERE

[championless]

HELLO THERE DO U LIKE DEMON LADIES WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY'RE DEMONS (that's hawke here, from dragon age 2 mixed with a horrible au)

OR LITTLE FRIENDLY GIRLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY TEENAGERS (which is Sasaxia Saxia, a final fantasy xiv oc)

because that's what i play. i am kururu. and-- wait u rp laguna elsewhere we're gonna be best buddies i used to rp laguna owo

[believesineveryone]

Steven likes everyone, even people who beat him up and try to squish him sometimes.

And yes, I used to play Laguna somewhere but time and work got in the way of that. Everyone loves adorkable dads.

[believesineveryone]

Sounds like one heck of a party!

[believesineveryone]

Whuppppppppps, that would be unfortunate. XD

[championless]

And this is why I need to actually watch the show. Everybody needs love. Sasaxia loves all as well.

same here laguna is hard to play. he is my fave ff dad (sorry dr cid) (not sorry u are a butt)

[gemasumi]

INDEED

tho I could probably compromise if worst came to worst and just have her be all grumbly about the quartz part like 'NO THAT IS NOT CLOUDED AT ALL' while avoiding the...other stuff...

[connie_maheswaran]

STEVEN!

We know one girl that's going to be happy to see you! And what perfect timing!