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[believesineveryone]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd good morning, afternoon, or evening to all of you lovely individuals here on Cosmographia! This is your dashing, daring, (courageous and caring) host Zac, bringing live to you now... The one, the only, Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Quartzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Universeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(*Crowd screams excitedly in the background while fireworks and pyrotechnics go off in the background, lighting the set up like a Christmas Tree and burning the whole thing to the ground.*)

...Oh. They always tell me not to use those fire cannons so close to the stage...

ANYWAYS! Jokes aside, it's wonderful to be here and I'm glad to be bringing the little man himself to the game! Quartz-Universe & Co. does require me by law to inform you that during his time here, you all may be subjected, but not limited to...


I. Tender emotions
II. The urge to cry
III. There is no 3, I just wanted to put a 3 here.
IV. Uncontrollable fits of laughter
V. Music
6. I got tired of roman numerals
7. Good jokes
8. Bad jokes
9. Jokes that run on too long
Ten. What were we talking about again?


With all that legal jargon out of the way, I hope to have lots of fun playing in this game with all of you and I look forward to one heck of a good time! Last warning though. I'll always make bad jokes.

And if you think I can't, I'll always find a way!

Comments

[mysterysnack]

STEVEN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A PET DOG

[believesineveryone]

MYSTERY HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GHOST IS AN AWESOME MUSIC VIDEO.

ALSO YES.

[otoko]

STEVENNNN

STEVEEEEN

SHIELD BUDDIESSSS???

So I'm Usagi, and I play both this guy and Masumi from 'Yugioh Arc V'...Masumi's got a deck full of literal gem fusions but Gongenzaka here has things that summon in defense and attack with defense so :UU FUN WITH CARDS.

but yes as a ygo i am here for the bad jokes and puns for sure

[believesineveryone]

SHIELD BUDDIES 4 LYFE

I never really got past anything beyond the first arc of Yugioh, so my knowledge of these things is pretty foggy. However, that means I'm also easily impressed by things and everything you just said sounds awesome.

Just so long as no one tries to Mirror Force my Raigeki and then summon 3 monsters to stomp my life points in the face, things should be very fun!

[otoko]

HE CAN ASK HIM FOR ADVICE. PLEASE IMAGINE GIANT 5'10 MAN ON 3 INCH STEEL GETA ASKING TINY STEVEN FOR ADVICE-

OH GOSH don't worry about that haha; these two are both from the most recent (fifth-!) series so yyyyea I'm not expecting you to recognize 'm. not even dub yet....THEY'REUNTATINED...

but yea basically it just means Gon's a huge nerd (BECAUSE SERIOUSLY he only runs monsters and somehow THAT WORKS) and Masumi is an even huger nerd because seriously look at the links in there gemfusions man.

But no worries there will be no mirrorforcing your monsters :'3

[cometkin]

OH LOOK THERE IS A BALDING COMET WAITING TO DAD AT STEVEN.

[believesineveryone]

BUT DAD ALL COMETS ARE TECHNICALLY BALDING, IT'S JUST THEIR STYLE.

[cometkin]

THIS IS TRUE, GREG WAS DESTINED FOR THIS HAIRSTYLE.

[al2o3cr]

STEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEN

[believesineveryone]

RUBYYYYYYYY

[al2o3cr]

/optimistic series name protag fistbump

I'm so excited to throw Ruby at Steven aaaaaaa

[championless]

HELLO THERE DO U LIKE DEMON LADIES WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY'RE DEMONS (that's hawke here, from dragon age 2 mixed with a horrible au)

OR LITTLE FRIENDLY GIRLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY TEENAGERS (which is Sasaxia Saxia, a final fantasy xiv oc)

because that's what i play. i am kururu. and-- wait u rp laguna elsewhere we're gonna be best buddies i used to rp laguna owo

[believesineveryone]

Steven likes everyone, even people who beat him up and try to squish him sometimes.

And yes, I used to play Laguna somewhere but time and work got in the way of that. Everyone loves adorkable dads.

[connie_maheswaran]

STEVEN!

We know one girl that's going to be happy to see you! And what perfect timing!

[believesineveryone]

Ooooooooh boy, gotta love that timing! I'll be sure to tag into that soon as humanly possible.

[cyan_maid]

STEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEN

HECK YEAH

WELCOME TO THE PARTY ZAC I AM ELAINE THE RESIDENT HOMESTUCK and I hope Steven and Jane can become good friends

[believesineveryone]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! I know we're in another game together, I wanna say Bastion? That said, Steven will become good friends with as many people as he can, so Jane is definitely on that list.

[pearl_chevalier]

Heyyy! nice to meet you. Im pyra and im shy and gero is an ass but I hope we can have fun anyway srry for bothering you

[believesineveryone]

Eyyyyyy, nice t'meetcha too Pyra! No worries on all that, you ain't ever gonna bother me, 's always nice to make new friends!

[magistermentium]

honestly I'm not sure whether to be like "IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH AND WE ALREADY GOT A STEVEN" or "HOLY CRAP IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH WE FINALLY GOT A STEVEN"

either way it's great to meet you Zac and it's awesome to have our protagonist! <3

[believesineveryone]

And you're the person that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER has told me is probably going to cause horrible, horrible things. In the best possible way. Don't think of that as an insult, more like...a recognition of skill.

Controlling Chaos is one thing, directing and manipulating it with the skill and precision of a orchestra conductor is entirely different and wholly impressive. That said, it is equally great to meet you as well!

[strawberry_roll]

Hey there, Zac!

Yaaaaay, we have a Steven~! ♥ The more, the merrier~!

[believesineveryone]

Eyyyyyyyyy, it's Ichigo! I'm just glad to be here, and I mirror that sentiment! The moreier, the merriest!

[beyourrock]

STEVEN

[beyourrock]

But no seriously, hello! so happy to see you here! your steven is adorbs!!

Can't wait to throw pearl at him :3