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cosmoooc2015-05-02 03:42 am
believesineveryone) wrote in cosmoooc2015-05-02 03:42 am
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd good morning, afternoon, or evening to all of you lovely individuals here on Cosmographia! This is your dashing, daring, (courageous and caring) host Zac, bringing live to you now... The one, the only, Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Quartzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Universeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(*Crowd screams excitedly in the background while fireworks and pyrotechnics go off in the background, lighting the set up like a Christmas Tree and burning the whole thing to the ground.*)
...Oh. They always tell me not to use those fire cannons so close to the stage...
ANYWAYS! Jokes aside, it's wonderful to be here and I'm glad to be bringing the little man himself to the game! Quartz-Universe & Co. does require me by law to inform you that during his time here, you all may be subjected, but not limited to...
I. Tender emotions
II. The urge to cry
III. There is no 3, I just wanted to put a 3 here.
IV. Uncontrollable fits of laughter
V. Music
6. I got tired of roman numerals
7. Good jokes
8. Bad jokes
9. Jokes that run on too long
Ten. What were we talking about again?
With all that legal jargon out of the way, I hope to have lots of fun playing in this game with all of you and I look forward to one heck of a good time! Last warning though. I'll always make bad jokes.
And if you think I can't, I'll always find a way!
(*Crowd screams excitedly in the background while fireworks and pyrotechnics go off in the background, lighting the set up like a Christmas Tree and burning the whole thing to the ground.*)
...Oh. They always tell me not to use those fire cannons so close to the stage...
ANYWAYS! Jokes aside, it's wonderful to be here and I'm glad to be bringing the little man himself to the game! Quartz-Universe & Co. does require me by law to inform you that during his time here, you all may be subjected, but not limited to...
I. Tender emotions
II. The urge to cry
III. There is no 3, I just wanted to put a 3 here.
IV. Uncontrollable fits of laughter
V. Music
6. I got tired of roman numerals
7. Good jokes
8. Bad jokes
9. Jokes that run on too long
Ten. What were we talking about again?
With all that legal jargon out of the way, I hope to have lots of fun playing in this game with all of you and I look forward to one heck of a good time! Last warning though. I'll always make bad jokes.
And if you think I can't, I'll always find a way!
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Can't wait to throw pearl at him :3
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