Waverly Bay Wrestling Presents....

[lumpyspacegem]

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY gottagetdownonfriday

Gems across Waverly Bay are gathering at Amethyst's super top secret not really fight club!

The local town decoration and utility storage building has been cleared of any slinky dangerous gems sneaking around and has been converted for a one night only event! Except we'll handwave they do it every couple of weeks.

And now the moment you've been waiting for! Our incredibly precise and never fallible method of dice rolling has determined the matchups for tomorrow's big bout! When the post goes up there will be individual posts for each match and then you can make whatever other matches you like on your own after that!

Heckling is encouraged especially from our volunteer announcers Strongbad and Rick Sanchez!

But enough preamble...

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Kindergarden Dropout vs Frat House Keg Crusher!


First Class Package Vs. Professional Shipping Smasher

Big Brass Brawls vs. Silver Fox Foxy

The Black and Blue Blacksmith Vs. Rockman Candy Mountain




Bear Claw with Sprinkles Vs. Red Bean Paste Pastry



Check out her Monty Pythons Vs. She's a Lumberjane and she's OK

BONUS BRAWL

Web Cartoons vs. Late Night Cable

And there we have it! Feel free to use this post to do some plotting if you're so inclined! I'll have the post up tomorrow Friday the 11th!

Please remember that this is just dumb fun. There will be no grand champion and if anyone can't agree on who would win in the end we can roll for winner.

As per the rules of Waverly Bay Wrestling, Superpowers are at a minimum (But really who's gonna stop you?) and use of chairs, tables, ladders and other traditional wrestling furniture is encouraged.

If you have any questions please feel free to ask.

Comments

Questions?

[lumpyspacegem]

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Plotting

[lumpyspacegem]

Re: Plotting

[soulfultwin]

Literally crying at these names I love them so much.

I am up for Darin winning or losing. It doesn't matter, he's just gonna have some fun.

Re: Plotting

[alittlemystery]

But do you have intro music picked out.

i suggest this if not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3ItIfV228

Re: Plotting

[ryuusei_subaru]

im so fuckig glad for these names

honestly the only thing i know for sure is that subaru/rockman is going to accidentally unlock his new lighting-shaping electrokinesis abilities but otherwise a good old fashioned knickledragging slamdown sounds hilarious

also subaru/rockman himself isn't used to this kind of direct hand to hand physical brawling without pulling out a weapon so he might be at a disadvantage here anyway

Re: Plotting

[soulfultwin]

Oh my god me too.

I'm totally up for Darin taking an early advantage and then getting zapped to hell and dropping like a sack of hammers! He's in this for fun anyway and he'd totally congratulate him on the win!

In all fairness, Darin needs a good zap so I'm all for him losing.

[nailed_it]

So I am totally up for these two having a go at each other if you are. 8D

[soulfultwin]

YES PLEASE.

Especially since Darin is stupid and won't know how to wrestle a lady. If she jumps into the ring with him, he would get so lost.

I guess what I'm saying is, beat him up until he gets fed up and fights back.

[kindaruledatit]

FRIDAY NIGHT THROW DOWNS

Okay but I don't really expect Wendy to win cause she's still new here and has, like two powers, pff and she's up against Jasper like whoa

She's mostly here to have some fun and blow off some steam.

[pearl_chevalier]

Jasper won't go easy on you but after learning you have Super Strength, She'll really wanna get to know ya Wendy!

[alittlemystery]

CHEERING FOR YOU WENDY

[no_refunds]

I missed out on the planning process, but Stan is totally crashing this shindig. COME FIGHT THE STAN O' WAR

[kindaruledatit]

Sorry boss, nothing personal but she IS TAKING YOU DOWN, SON.

[nailed_it]

Just repeating what I said on Plurk but if anyone else would like a match against Yang please feel free to ping me on Plurk, message me on DW, or even just comment here! I'll probably tag out to a couple of people during this thing anyway but just in case anyone specifically wants a piece of that.

Dust help you though if you pull or otherwise damage her hair.

Also Pyra...I'm just...I'm so sorry. So sorry. For literally everything that is probably going to happen in this match-up. 8'D

[pearl_chevalier]

Link is a fair dishonest fighter. He doesn't go easy on girls but he won't do hair pulling.

But ahahahahahaha I'm so excited tho poor link

[no_refunds]

Stan will fight Yang, and he will lose. No doubt about it. SHE'S JUST TOO TOUGH.

He may also try getting an upper hand with shapeshifting. Which'll be fun.

[kindaruledatit]

The two people with super strength slugging it out.

Sounds like a good idea, right?

Re: Plotting

[connie_maheswaran]

Connie is popping in on this, since there will definitely be people she'll be rooting for!

Re: Plotting

[exceptionallybright]

Everything about this is amazing.

Somebody break it to Justice that swords are cheating.

[myriades]

just a warning: Yu is totally showing up in drag to their fight and probably using broken chair bits as a bokken. Good luck

Re: Plotting

[alittlemystery]

This is the dumb stuff I LIKE TO SEE.

Aladdin and Dipper will be cheering for so many people.

Re: Plotting

[connie_maheswaran]

Connie and Dipper gathering for the win? Placing bets and taking names?

[pearl_chevalier]

THE NAMES ARE THE GREATEST THINGS IM SO HAPPY WITH JASPERS

Kyouko vs Akane

[uncutetomboy]

So on one hand Akane's been training as a martial artist for a decade and has a lot of experience with weaponless combat.

On the other hand, Kyouko's an actual bear.

[strengthinkindness]

Fluttershy will be watching, but only because Jasper asked her to heal people XD

And Robin is mildly curious, so he'll definitely be watching.