[Oh geez, Homestar, don't do that. You might awaken his new friendship instincts and other icky stuff. He's still annoyed, but he drops the hostility just a little.]

But you didn't even qualify for a hypothetically awesome forehead club until today.

[He's just going to stare a bit. That gem thing...his normal one changed a little, but man is it weird to see Homestar potentially with superpowers. Actually, the thought's a little unsettling.]

You got any kind of fancy power with that?

[Not that he's likely to be smart enough to figure it out, but...it's a remote possibility. He guesses.]