Cosmographia Monster/Event Journal ([personal profile] stigematize) wrote in [community profile] cosmoooc2015-03-22 10:30 am
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TEST DRIVE

Maybe you've been here for a while, or maybe you just got here. Either way, you're all in the same situation - you've been turned into a magical gemstone and stranded in a foreign world! And all you've been left with is the clothes on your back, stripped of all powers except one.

Clearly, you’ll just have to make the best of it.

How this works:

☆ This is a test drive for [community profile] cosmographia, which means you should get a little familiar with the setting and premise.

☆ Otherwise, this is just meant to help you feel out how you may play and serves mainly as a chill interest gathering and get together kind of post! No app necessary, and you don't need to play in this post to apply - or vice versa.

☆ Everybody is welcome! There are no character limitations; pg au oc canon pigeon whatever. Just toss up a topcomment and/or jump any threads that pique your interest.

☆ Rules-wise: Be cool to yourself and others, and keep in mind the other game rules too.

☆ If you do apply to the game and are accepted, and you want to keep the CR, you may so long as what you did isn't setting breaking and everyone involved agrees.


YOUR OPTIONS:

☆ You find yourself in the Heart of a ruined temple. There is a large glowing gem that thrums with some kind of rhythm, and jewels scattered all over the room, kept in strange bubbles. At the very least, touching the large gem will give you a standard info-dump, but some of you might be a little cautious about touching weird luminescent gems. Good thing that there are other people there too!

☆ Or perhaps you already know everything there is to know, and are there in the Heart of the Ruined Temple to greet new arrivals. Or perhaps you simply had business there already, like storing away a corrupted gem from a monster, when someone new seemingly dropped in from no where.

☆ It's Farmer's Market day in the plaza of Waverly Bay! Perhaps you're there perusing the goods and strike up conversation, or accidentally bump into someone and get to know them that way. It's a fairly standard day.

☆ There's an event! You don't really know what else to call them - missions, perhaps? But something in the temple was triggered, and the glowy Heart gem has something new to "tell" you: If you want a new power, you should try telling other people two truths and a lie. Those who you interact with must try and divine the lie from your statements.

You have no idea how something this simple will get you a power, but hey.
crapfully: (so...boring...)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-26 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh geez, Homestar, don't do that. You might awaken his new friendship instincts and other icky stuff. He's still annoyed, but he drops the hostility just a little.]

But you didn't even qualify for a hypothetically awesome forehead club until today.

[He's just going to stare a bit. That gem thing...his normal one changed a little, but man is it weird to see Homestar potentially with superpowers. Actually, the thought's a little unsettling.]

You got any kind of fancy power with that?

[Not that he's likely to be smart enough to figure it out, but...it's a remote possibility. He guesses.]
terrificathlete: (pic#9181552)

[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-26 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
But you let the Cheat in youw last awesome fowehead club! He doesn't even have a fowehead! It's mowe like a slanty-type dealio.

[ He kind of does a quick shrug-type thing. ]

Supa-powah? Nah man, nah man. Unless you count the wock that's been im-pale-ed in my head as some kinda powew. That'd be pwetty wad.
crapfully: (so...boring...)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-26 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Power of dunce, maybe.

[Never mind that he has no idea what his power is yet either, shhh. The top-popping thing doesn't seem to be it this time.]

So. We're in rock world, and you're the only thing familiar. I guess we're in that club.]

[Of course it would be this way. Of course. He's sounding a little resigned at this point.]
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-26 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The Powew of Dunce it is! [ Hey, he can slap a name onto his new "gem-impaled-into-forehead-powers"! Thank you, Strong Bad. ]

Oh no. Wock Wowld is a completely diffwent thing and it's down in Flowida. You and me awe both in Wock Land! It's not as big, but it's not the cwappy Wock Land in Tokyo, so I'm pwetty happy with it.
crapfully: (cold one)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-27 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hopeless. Strong Bad slaps his fist to his horehead, conveniently jarring that gem. Ow. Why did he miss this guy, again?]

I'm pretty sure I saw a ferris wheel at some point. We could maybe...I dunno, check it out.

[Because like it or not, he feels a responsibility here. He could just let Homestar loose on the town and giggle at the consequences, but...maybe he can try, for old times' sake.]
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait, it all clicks suddenly. Strong Bad is inviting him to something. ]

Hey, wait a minute! Stwong Bad would never invite me to a potentially-womantic-but-mostly-platonic ferris wheel ride! Are you just Strong Sad pwetending to be his not-a-loser bwother again?
crapfully: (uh...no.)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-27 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. No. He facepalms again.]

You say that word again and I'm calling this off. Look. I just...I'm not letting you terrorize the town unsupervised...yet. Looking for the best place to unleash the inevitable destruction.

[Yeah, that's it. That's totally it. It's not like he's started to care or anything.]
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-27 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Which word, though? There were a lotta diffewent ones. Potentially. Platonic. Ferris.

[ Aw, c'mon, Stro-Bro. Just fess up and it'll be a lot less painful. ]
crapfully: (you're making me sick)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-27 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He grits his teeth. Uh. If he has teeth. Probably.]

Know what? Never mind. You'll just forget in two seconds anyway. Up the wheel we go.

[And he'll be good and fight the temptation to push him off, even!]
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-27 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a rectangle thing? At this point, he's totally forgotten the idea that this guy isn't the real Strong Bad. ]

Alright! Let's do this.

[ I mean, with their luck, that'll somehow end up bad for Strong Bad anyway, right? ]
crapfully: (cold one)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Just what he was counting on. They're gonna get a good look...at a quiet seaside town, overlooked by the temple they came from. It's a slow ride, but the air's great for clearing his head.

Or maybe it's making him light-headed, because he's trying for intelligent conversation with Homestar.]


So. Find anything weird before you saw me?

[It'll take effort to decrypt whatever he hears---even more than that weird mystic Homsar translation---but maybe he can learn something of use. Maybe. Tiny chance.]
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-27 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, like, outside the weird gem thing? I dunno. I found this hole by The Stick, then I climbed into it even though Mawzipan totally would've been like [ Mustering up the shrillest voice possible. ] "Oooh, Homestaw, don't climb into the stupid hole! You're not a gopher."

[ Homestar reverts back to his normal voice, looking out over the railing like an excited child. ]

Then I was here and so were you! Ooh, look at those ducks in the water!

[ He jerks out the pistachio ice cream cone he's carrying towards the water. Y'know, because of course he demanded Strong Bad buy him some ice cream on their way to the ferris wheel. Obviously, the ice cream itself slides off with the movement. ]

Aw, crap.
crapfully: (strongbad_email.exe)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-28 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Unwillingly, he laughs at the Marzipan impression. God, he misses making fun of her---though it was probably for the best she'd never followed him to Ponyville. That would've been a headache and a half.

His laughter turns to a gulp when Homestar drops his ice cream...and, still being selfish at heart, Strong Bad perfectly shapes his mouth to finish off his spumoni.]


Gravity foiled snacktime again, huh? I mean. Except for those gummies you keep sticking to the ceiling. Somehow, they've never come back down.
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ While he's busy leaning over the edge just to watch the ice cream fall - and subsequently land on some poor person's head, his frustration ceases as he turns back to Strong Bad and his friggin' spumoni! ]

Teddy Gwahams, Stro Bro, they were teddy gwahams.
crapfully: (so...boring...)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-29 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Right, because I totally remember what snacks you were eating years and years ago.

[It feels even longer than that. And he swears he hears a yelp from below when that cold ice cream pelts someone. He tries not to laugh.]

Sorry. It's just...I haven't actually been around town in over a year. It's gone all fuzzy in places.
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-05-29 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaws and yeaws ago? I still eat Teddy Gwahams, bro! Like, every day all the time!

[ Geez, Strong Bad is getting all icky and emotional and stuff. It's weird. Isn't he normally some kinda mean guy? ]

Well, yeah, that makes all kinds'a sense. I don't think I've ever been in town - I didn't even know we had one by us! I guess the old K-O-T must not be doin' too well in the weal-o-state business if nobody knows there's a town by us.
crapfully: (cold one)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-05-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...sorry. The loosely connected sad lump of buildings that somehow counts as the King's territory. Even though no one with a brain legitimately accepts his authority.

[He shakes his head.]

My inbox probably overflowed ten times over by now.
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[personal profile] terrificathlete 2015-06-01 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your what-box? I didn't see no boxes overflowing on my way over here! Maybe you can get you-know-who to look after your you-know-what.
crapfully: (cold one)

[personal profile] crapfully 2015-06-01 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
...no, I don't know who or what. Elaborate.

[C'mon, man, don't make him feel stupid. That's offensive on several levels.]