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THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS AND MEME(???)
I KNOW IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY BUT LOOK WHO CAVED INTO PLURK AND HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT
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And now that the news is over, time to meme.
SHIT THAT MY CHARACTER DOES THAT RUINS EVERYTHING
Character shaming time! Tell the group what your baby/ies have been up to and how Waverly Bay is now a worse place for other gems/NPCs.
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Punched literally every person that's met her
Scared the shit out of every NPC
Punched out several cars
Probably adopted half the children and is the worst parent role model.
Wrestled lots.
Gave advice??????
Actually not that bad?????????
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stop cutting grass
Stop helping villains inadvertently Link.
Refuses to sleep in his room and causes trouble for everyone
Hoards cats
Summons fairies and gets himself kidnapped
A+ Hero
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Actually a bad person
Tells children he's genocidal
Has a significant control over wealth
Lying bastard
Constantly beautiful and shaming us all
Doesn't actually fight monsters
Gaining trust and economic status amongst the people
Now has considerable control of the
Manipulating people of Waverly Bay
Actually awful
Thinks he's innocent but he's not
Been rejected by Bill of all people
Is Jailbait
Misuses fusion
Falls in love way too easily- falling for any guy who's nice to him honestly.
Actually the worst person here so far cuz he's deceptive as hell
Why does anyone trust him honestly?
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Has....
wait... I don't think Shou's done anything BAD yet. O_o
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Made Amelie Ctrl-Alt-Del her way out of a situation.
Encouraged Connie's training? Is that a thing?
Talked guns with at least two people.
... yeah, kinda tame here too.
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Somehow managed to piss off like three people on the day he arrived
Scared a few children
Got lost in a fucking temple for two months goddamn doctor
REVISE'S TERRIBLE PILE ALL IN ONE PLACE TOPLEVEL
Shun
Can I just say "everything" is that a thing I can do--
Okay fine.
-Antagonises pretty much everyone he meets whether he means to or not
-Almost got murdered by a fusion and then actually got murdered by a monster
-Frowns at cute baby animals for a living
-Lurks suspiciously while on patrols and then gets on other people's cases for lurking suspiciously
-Is quickly picking up terrible snark habits off certain friends of his
-Claims he doesn't need help until he's pretty much actively dying
-Is slightly more accepting of the fact that he's kind of a terrible person now but isn't really changing his habits all that much
-Still thinks half the actual soldiers here are incompetent and doesn't really trust them to survive a proper fight, and that's not even getting into what he thinks about civilians
Minto
no wait that was me-Loiters around drinking tea for want of anything actually productive to do
-On that topic, hasn't found anything actually productive to do in the time she's been here
-Shoots arrows at poor innocent dead trees
Davesprite
-Has filed most of the people he's already met as stalkers, nerds or assholes barring one or maybe two
-Refused to actually let anyone heal the wounds he came in with and was pretty much content to just bleed everywhere
-Probably steals birdseed for himself and local bird population tbh because he doesn't have a job to actually buy it with
-Molts bright orange feathers literally everywhere
-Won't clean his dumb bloodstained pendant
for the love of god though don't suggest it there will be so many regrets-Pretends to be a coolkid while not actually being a coolkid despite what he and alpha Dave claim about themselves 110% of the time
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Is a cinnamon bun
People worry so much about you, child
Sometimes is too nice for his own good
Literally everything to do with Shun
Very depressive
Very stubborn
Emotional masks
Accidentally blew up a small child
You know what just Berserk Mode in general
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-hasn't actually regressed to evil self yet BUT IT COULD HAPPEN
-lets evil folks get away with stuff in the hope they'll change
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-lies to AU versions of his best friend
-misuses shapeshifting for fun and profit
-tells ridiculous tall tales
-stole link's shirt for like two months
-you should be glad he isn't doing most of this crap anymore
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-drags friend into ridiculous experiments at inappropriate times of night
-isn't as mature as he likes to pretend he is
-would get into childish scuffles with the other old men if given the opportunity
Connie's Rap Sheet
Dug up THE ENTIRE BEACH
Threw a perfectly good Margarita in Bill's face.
Actually nice to Madison and likes her despite her tendency to be EVERYTHING HER MOTHER WOULD HATE
Conspiring to make a book akin to the journal with Dipper
Gemmed one of the sweetest cinnamon rolls in Waverly Bay (Sorry Mabel)
Punched Jasper in the face. No, seriously.
That one time she totally cursed! Well, like, now one of the big curses, but still!
WAY better at using a sword than a kid should be.
Under age kid at a tavern! Ok, so she didn't drink, but that's still iffy, right?
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OH BOY...
-Stole from townspeople until the other gems told him to stop... but he is still totally willing to do so on special occasions
-Said thievery and shoplifting made Pinkie Pie cry (UNFORGIVABLE)
-Accidentally punched Bill so hard that he poofed
-Also knows that Bill is cheating on Lapis, but hasn't told her because 1. she might think hes lying 2. HE DOES NOT WANT TO INCUR HER WRATH and 3. because he wants to see this whole debacle blow up in Bill's face
-Is a bad influence on Greg Universe
-Together they graffiti'd Dirk's warehouse with (age-appropriate) slander against Bill
-Is good friends with Madison. That says enough.
-Speaking of him and Madison, Malachite!
-Still has some of the weaponry that Natrolite left around the temple. He's waiting for a good excuse to use the absurd techno-knife and grenades.
-Punched Darin in the face when they first met (this is also how they became friends)
-Oh, right, also punched Ford in the face because he thought it was Bill playing tricks on him again. He regrets that one.
-Also punched a couple of people at the wrestling tournament, which would have been fine if not for the fact that it's WRESTLING and not BOXING. Also used his powers for it, but so did everyone else.
-Threw an egg sandwich at Rick's face, and then a taxidermy owl at Ford's. In his defense, they were both being the worst
-I'm positive that I'm forgetting some more things here, but that's what I've got off the top of my head.
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Though Ford really needs to be nicer to his brother already.no subject
Puns
MST3K'd her sister and her sister's partners failed attempts at fusing
Watched Link take a bath the first day he arrived
More puns
Brought "Remnant: The Game" to Waverly Bay (trust me, this is a bad thing)
Waltzed into the Lucky Shamrock and got herself a drink even though she's probably not 18 yet
Still more puns
Twisted X-Ray's knob
Hit a lot of people at the Wrestling event and made Link very flustered because she's a cheating cheater who cheats
SO MANY PUNS DUST WHY
Is learning how to D-Wheels/play Duel Monsters gawd somebody please stop her
BARB DAMMIT YANG STOP WITH THE PUNS
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-SPOILERS FOR CANON: he murdered two women back home and went to jail yes this is worth mentioning because...
-HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY DODGEY ABOUT THE ABOVE AND WHY HE'S NO LONGER A POLICE OFFICER EVER SINCE HE GOT HERE
-ended up telling Bill about it though because sure ok that was fucking smart of you dumbass
-speaking of Bill........
-shadows stole food for him without his knowing before he learned how to control his powers
-caused some havoc as Zultanite and scratched Yu's gem
-flipped out at Yu after accidentally fusing with him
-manipulated Labrys into fusing with him briefly for Bad Reasons while being considerably craycray
-tried to climb the big lady statue
-probably shittalks about everyone constantly behind their backs
...otherwise, he has been considerably well behaved compared to uh. before.
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-> almost shot a young girl in the face
-> offered to teach another young girl how to beat the shit out of things
-> accidentally dissed zz top
-> made an elder god legitimately uncomfortable
-> didn't immediately like greg universe
All crimes of the highest order. Give him time, he'll do worse. He's had barely two weeks.
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2. Teamed up with Rick. Rick.
3. Got himself poof'd while building a gun with which to kill Bill.
4. Is totally planning on making even more dangerous weaponry and preforming highly unadvised experiments now that he knows for a fact that he has a "reset button" in the event he accidentally gets himself killed again.
5. Has yet to do an abstinence-only educational PSA about Demon-relationships despite knowing full well that Bill is going around collecting partners like pokemon.
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EDIT: Ah, now that I get the meme. Maybe this'll be a thing later? :DD
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- Creeped people out with her own dang personality.
- Almost blew a young girl's mind with a glimpse of the universe.
- Freaked out about sleep and threatened Steven Universe and everyone he knows.
- Shattered glass in a bar for the petty reason of the owner not allowing her to have a seat.
- Tormenting a little shadow creature out of curiosity.
- Gives dating advice that involves murdering the person that scorns you.
- All told, for what she is, she's actually being pretty pleasant.
Harley Quinn ruining things.
* Practice of psychotherapy without a license
* Encouragement of mental illness in some gems and NPCs for the sake of curiosity and amusement
* Encourages unhealthy relationship between a demon and his brood mare
* Flirted with Rick
* Stole the materials to make her Psychiatry stand.
* Likes to shape shift clothes for herself so she's sort of running around naked but not really.
* Scared poor Reira by telling him her dogs left behind "Land mines"
* Almost overwhelmed Reira by telling him the animals in her room weren't real.
* Frightened Fluttershy with her undead zombie beaver in her room.
* Likes to play with Fluttershy and Pit's wings
* Sometimes uses her ability to bubble to steal things.
* Encouraging Stocking to indulge in her greed and Gluttony even more then usual.
* Enabling Ivy with most of the things on her list.
* Encourages a pair of adorable former criminals to break into a pet store and steal all the pets
* Occasionally smashes dents in the ground or walls of the temple to show off her Mallet
* Spicy dumpling roulette
* Tries to talk Robin out of his "No killing" policy
* Encourages Sunset to be more self indulgent
* Hugs bears without consent
And these are just the ones I thought of off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more.
Ivy's not been here long but here's what I've got
- Got completely and utterly slaughtered on her first night in a drinking contest, all in the name of vanity and free booze
- Didn't pay for any of those drinks fyi
- Flirts with like anyone above legal age
- Has given everyone a plant based petname whether they like it or not
- Keeps getting her girlfriend to buy her stuff because she's not yet actually made any legitimate money
- Just came and took over a farm without any actual rights to the land
- Has stolen a few seeds/fruits from the communal garden to kickstart her own
- Is starting a small marijuana plantation on said farm
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- Has no understanding of mortal concepts like "dating" or "what it means to be a man/woman."
- Accidentally took a dead girl's memories away
- Made the fake Yasogami High as a way to kill time
- Disrupted the flow of time in a way
- Falls into passive mode outside of battle
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- Gave Akoya shadow visions
- Showed up to Dave's monster party and did basically nothing
- Generally unhelpful so far
- Refuses to ask for help about his mental problems
- Takes fault for literally everything
- Hella sick every change of season and basically inconveniences everyone
- Does being on decent terms with Bill count?
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- loves to terrorize
- is a-okay with murder
- has no problem grinding up the lost souls of innocent children who have given up to keep himself alive
- uses manipulation and trickery to get what he wants
- super unhelpful
- the only reason he's helping out right now is bc the effects of his gem & winning over trust of others
- doesn't actually care for other's wellbeing