Cosmographia Monster/Event Journal ([personal profile] stigematize) wrote in [community profile] cosmoooc2015-09-28 11:25 pm
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TEST DRIVE - Part 3

Maybe you've been here for a while, or maybe you just got here. Either way, you're all in the same situation - you've been turned into a magical gemstone and stranded in a foreign world! And all you've been left with is the clothes on your back, stripped of all powers except one.

Clearly, you’ll just have to make the best of it.

How this works:

☆ This is a test drive for [community profile] cosmographia, which means you should get a little familiar with the setting and premise.

☆ Otherwise, this is just meant to help you feel out how you may play and serves mainly as a chill interest gathering and get together kind of post! No app necessary, and you don't need to play in this post to apply - or vice versa.

☆ Everybody is welcome! There are no character limitations; pg au oc canon pigeon whatever. Just toss up a topcomment and/or jump any threads that pique your interest.

☆ This post will remain open until it begins to approach 5000 comments! Then a new test-drive post will be made.

☆ Rules-wise: Be cool to yourself and others, and keep in mind the other game rules too.

☆ If you do apply to the game and are accepted, and you want to keep the CR, you may so long as what you did isn't setting breaking and everyone involved agrees.


YOUR OPTIONS:

☆ You find yourself in the Heart of a ruined temple. There is a large glowing gem that thrums with some kind of rhythm, and jewels scattered all over the room, kept in strange bubbles. At the very least, touching the large gem will give you a standard info-dump, but some of you might be a little cautious about touching weird luminescent gems. Good thing that there are other people there too!

☆ Or perhaps you already know everything there is to know, and are there in the Heart of the Ruined Temple to greet new arrivals. Or perhaps you simply had business there already, like storing away a corrupted gem from a monster, when someone new seemingly dropped in from no where.

☆ It's Farmer's Market day in the plaza of Waverly Bay! Perhaps you're there perusing the goods and strike up conversation, or accidentally bump into someone and get to know them that way. It's a fairly standard day.

☆ There's an event! You don't really know what else to call them - missions, perhaps? But something in the temple was triggered, and the glowy Heart gem has something new to "tell" you: If you want a new power, you should try telling other people two truths and a lie. Those who you interact with must try and divine the lie from your statements.

You have no idea how something this simple will get you a power, but hey.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710046)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
New armor? I haven't upgraded in weeks. ... I should probably get around to doing that.

[He held up his hand.] I don't know what you're talking about, [he said flatly.] These are my HANDS.

[What was this, chat time with Harley? Well, he was in no mood.] Have you seen Wyldstyle and Gandalf anywhere? They were right behind me.
coneyislandcrazy: (Manic giggles)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's taking Harley a moment...but as realization dawns upon her, the jaw falls open and her eyes bug out wide]

Oh....my....god....

[She holds up her own hands]

These, these are hands! Those are claws....like a toy or something!
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710048)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[... what.]

How do you function with hands like those? [He held up one gloved hand and opened and closed it before he pulled his glove off and well, there's a yellow hand under there.]

Clearly we're from alternate universes. One where you have... less blocky outfits.
coneyislandcrazy: (Funko)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Another delighted gasp as she takes the glove and sticks her hand inside wiggling it around delighted]

This is the most amazing alternate universe I've ever heard of!

Lemme guess, I should look more like this?

[There's a glowing red light from behind her  which engulfs her body as it shifts and changes becoming...a rather accurate recreation of what a person from his universe should look like] 
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710046)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
What the?! ... Er, yes, that's exactly how you should look like.

[Creepy on a scale of... wait, does this mean that she was impersonating one of his companions all this time? SUSPICIONS UP A NOTCH.]
coneyislandcrazy: (;P)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...well I can't say it's an improvement.

[Reaching behind herself there's another flash of light and she produces a full sized mirror which she admires herself, turning around and twisting her head to see.]

I mean, I've never had a flatter butt in my life, but then again some people don't like that. I'm proud of my curves really.

[Her body glows red again and she changes back to her regular shape, slapping her now round thick behind]

That's more like it!
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710048)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignore that. Ignore that like burning. BAT-IGNORE. BAT-FACEPALM TOO.

Despite this, Batman sighed.] So... this place... It's not where I was aiming for. You haven't seen a really old man and a woman with pink and blue hair with black right?
coneyislandcrazy: (Do u ponder wat I ponder?)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Um...well we have like...five really old man. The one that drinks and curses all the time, the one that wants to hatesex a dream demon, the one that poofs around in explosions of sparkles, the one that sounds like he's had a few concussions and the one with this really weird permanent farmers tan that doesn't match his clothes at all? Like...he only ever wears tank tops right? But his farmers tan cuts off at the arms like he's been wearing a short sleeve?

[She is being so helpful]

As for pink and blue hair, that sounds like Stocking. She's usually in her room having tea parties in her castle made of candy.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710048)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
None of that rings a bell. [Pulling out a picture, he showed off Gandalf and Wyldstyle.] Those are my traveling companions.

[Said picture was basically a lego brick square with an image on it.]
coneyislandcrazy: (Ivy: Smiiiirk)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...yeah nope! Haven't seen em yet! And hey! While we're sharing bad news? You're stuck here for the foreseeable future! So I hope those two can take care of themselves or catch up to you and get here sooner or later!

[She's gonna take that lego picture and study it for a moment, turning it around and giggling]

This is so surreal even by my standards.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710047)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Hopefully they can get some help. Call the Doctor if possible I'm guessing.

[Or maybe one of Gandalf's many friends. Or that Emmett guy. Or even the other Batman.]

Surreal? You're telling me. I just fought a guy who threw the statue of liberty at me in Wild West town.
coneyislandcrazy: (cute behind bars)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
The Doctor? Oh we had him too! But he left...or was thrown out...i'm a little vague on how it actually works.

[ She lights up again]

The statue of liberty!? How big WAS this guy?
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710054)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
He was actually pretty tiny for a world destroying maniac, but chances are he was also a shapeshifter considering how many bricks he could transform into.

We had to exploit the Keystones in order to beat him.
coneyislandcrazy: (LOL)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Bricks, stones. I'm noticing a theme here.

Well our situation is a little different.

[She gestures to the heart gem]

That thing has summoned us all here. We don't really know why or how. Magic I guess. There are a bunch of monsters just outside of town that are constantly trying to get in town and probably trying to get to this place. So we go out there and beat em up. Then once you defeat them they poof into gems and we stash them here.

[She gestures to the bubbles of floating gems]

See, they used to be people like us. But their gems got corrupted somehow and they turn into mindless monsters. So we keep em here and hopefully we can save em eventually....or someday all those bubbles will pop and we'll have a flood of monsters right in the heart of our base.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710043)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
So it can override portal devices then. Good to know. That means there's a chance that my friends can get here if there's a Foundation Element here.

[At the mention of the gems, he scowled.] And no one decided to lock them up for good reason? They just LEAVE them there?

And people wonder why I have Kryptonite in the Batcave.
coneyislandcrazy: (Blahblahblah)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hey don't look at me B-man. I had a long argument with Robin about what we should do with the stupid things. But we're not in charge here.

...actually now that I think about it no one is really "In charge" we all just kinda do our own thing. Mob rules yo.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710049)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Mob rules, great.

That being said, it said something about rooms, right?
coneyislandcrazy: (Issue one smirk)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sure, that's the best part. Check this out.

[Leading him over to one of the many doors in the area]

OK so our gems give us powers right? Like my gem...

[She twists around showing him the diamond shaped red and black stone in the small of her back]

Let's me do stuff like that shapeshifting trick! I dunno what yours does yet you gotta figure it out. BUT! They also let us access our own personal rooms. And inside these rooms you can create whatever you want...more or less. If it gets too complicated and chaotic the room breaks. That's a mess. But give it a shot! Just...try to open the door.
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710050)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting. And you said a room, right?

[Looking over to the wall, he reached out as a door with a bat appeared on it. Hesitantly, he opened the door to reveal... a room in a mansion somewhere and a elderly man looking up at him.]

Ah master.. [Batman slammed the door shut. NOPE NOPE NOPE BRICK IT.]

I'll look at it later.
coneyislandcrazy: (What's going on in this thread?)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Snort and giggle]

Who was that? Your Dad? No wait he said Master...
nananananana_batman: (pic#9710046)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
It was no one, ignore that. [Damnit, he did not want this to happen. Not today. Harley was a bright woman, she would figure it out.

Then again, Lex and Joker didn't when they torched his cave.]
coneyislandcrazy: (Sailor moon sayz)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She squints at him and strokes her chin]

...eh...well what business is it of mine. We already knew you had to be pretty kinky the way you dress.

Anyway the room is a nice benefit. But remember nothing you make in the room can leave the room. And like...food you make in there doesn't work either. You gotta get a job and buy things.

nananananana_batman: (pic#9710054)

[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, seems like smashing random things for studs wouldn't work this time around.] Got it. I keep some American in my belt, but I don't know if that's the currency here. Got some yen, won, euros, pounds... bus tokens...

[He chose to outright ignore the kinky part of her statement.]
coneyislandcrazy: (wink~)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2015-11-07 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wowzers, you really know how to pack that belt don't you?

I think I've got a one up on you this time though Batblock! I bet you can't fit one of these in your belt.

[She reaches behind her back around the general area of her gem, it glows and she produces an entire catapult. Large enough to launch two full sized people.]

You like it? I had someone cobble it together for me up by the junkyard.
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[personal profile] nananananana_batman 2015-11-07 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... I almost have to question why you even have that.

[Pulling things out of nowhere? That was what portals were for.]

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