+1 hard-boiled sleuth

[tectrixcalibur]

Sup, Cosmos? This is Yue (Ellen/Dave's player) here again, and this time I'm bringing in Problem Sleuth from MS Paint Adventures!

Much like Dave, he's a guy who's very concerned with appearances. He'll swear up and down that he's the smoothest, most hard-boiled sleuth you'll ever meet, but in reality he's just a huge, immature dork. He's abrasive. He's rude. He can't be patient to save his life. He's the type of guy who would be offending people and making enemies left and right if not for one saving grace - his charisma. Luckily for him, he's off-the-charts charismatic. So charismatic, in fact, that he manages to sweet talk his enemies into switching sides and convince old rivals to bury the hatchet. So charismatic that he actually manages to save the universe with his personal charm alone.

Or he was. He comes from a world that's based off of video games, so his chances of successful negotiations had more to do with his passive Pulchritude stat than anything else. Here, in Waverly Bay, the analogue to such a stat would likely be an enhanced charisma power. Unfortunately for him, he didn't roll that power, so he's going to be at quite a loss when he realizes that he can't just sweet talk his way through every encounter anymore.

Needless to say, he's in for a bad time.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to playing with everybody! As always, I can be reached at inkscapes.

Comments

[relaxfriend]

let's start an "abrasive unlikable jerkwads" club

[tectrixcalibur]

oh man yes please this has to be a thing

but then again, what are the chances of the club not imploding on itself five minutes into their first meeting?

[relaxfriend]

very very very low

okay it's impossible

[tectrixcalibur]

then i guess it's a good thing abrasive jerks imploding at other abrasive jerks happens to be one of my favorite things to rp

[relaxfriend]

i am also all for abrasive jerk implosions all the time

best kind of implosions tbh

[tectrixcalibur]

yes excellent this is good to know

this is info that will come in handy if these two run into each other, i'm sure

[strawberry_roll]

Ooooh~! It'll be interesting to see how he deals with suddenly not having his usual Pulchritude anymore~♪

[tectrixcalibur]

I am looking forward to having him realize he can't skirt by while being his usual rude self anymore.

Being polite is really hard for him, so this is going to be quite a daunting experience.

[cyan_maid]

Holy shit it doesn't matter how rude he is

You do realize he's going to make Jane swoon like nothing else right? After she gets over her "but you're a fictional character wtf" phase

[tectrixcalibur]

HAHAHA I REALIZE

I am looking forward to it.