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hello friends!!! my name is luci and i was bullied into this. i'm playing jake english from homestuck, he's a massive nerd. he likes adventure and shooting guns and blue babes mostly but also he's not the best at people even if he is painfully friendly. we'll all get along great. honest. oh yes and his first power is being invisible, so that'll go great.

anyway yes looking forward to playing with you! 8)

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rude.

unless your name is dirk strider in which case: sod off

ok.

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait, come back

what do you want from me.

did you mean:

no.

good.

but we're hugging.

once.

cant we settle for a friendly handshake

no. fuck you and fuck your pity shake.

we're going to brohug once and if you never want to again, fine.

ok fine. but no covert peeking at the keister or so help me god

kinda don't give a shit about your ass, dude. let me hug you.

also i meant this

shut up!!!!

ok.

HELLO HI my name is Yue and I may not be playing an Alpha kid but I am super pumped that we finally got a full set of Alpha kids. Welcome to the game!

hELLO DAVE'S BRO, jake will be so delighted to meet him. such cool, very mogul, much famous

Hey Luci! Welcome to Cosmos!

8) thanks!

RUDE stealing my voidy thing

HI LUCI did we both just app at the same time omg

SORRY ROXY although he can only do it in a crowd of people so at least there's that. he'll forget how to turn it off and be stuck that way forever.

PRETTY CLOSE TO IT... my pal bullied me and i apped like an hour or two before i got accepted LMAO

Jake, omg, don't get stuck like that, Roxy will judge the hell out of you.

Amazing. Alpha kids unite!

roxy hears a disembodied voice in the night: HELP ME ROX I'M STUCK

GDI JAKE, STOP STEALING MY THING.

C'mon, we're gonna look for a ring, that usually solves these sorta problems =T

Well that sure was a quick two steps to a full team of alpha kids--

Hi Luci, I'm Revise and I play Davesprite and a card game nerd. Nice to see a Jake in the game, he's such a huge dork and it's a sight to behold.

helloooo, yay davesprite. lets hope jake doesn't get confused and try to shoot him

wow rude it's not his fault he's half a dead bird

Hey, a full set! ♥ Awesome!

Welcome to Cosmos, Luci! As you can tell, we've got quite a few canonmates for you 'round Waverly, so hopefully that adds to the funtimes ahead!

as it turns out yes... more than i realized actually!! i'm excited 8)

Hoooooly beans I go to work and I come home to JAKE FUCKIN ENGLISH IN COSMOGRAPHIA

Hi Luci my name's Elaine and I play Jane here nice to meetcha, I do know about your enabler into the game but I promise you'll have a great time!!!

GOOD MORNING HAPPY JAKEMAS. i'm sure you've seen YOU KNOW WHO spinning her web of lies and treachery on plurk so yeah... i finally succumbed. i'm sure it will be fantastic tho

Heh yes I have...but you won't regret it I promise!

wow i am never treacherous how dare

don't believe her lies elaine

liar liar plants for fire

THATS NOT EVEN HOW IT GOES

DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE. GOD!!!!!!!!!!

blocks.

!!!!

Hello, my name is Stripe and I play Jade! Who is going to be super psyched to see her teen grandpa around, let me tell you. I look forward to RPing with you!

(also heck yeah, we now have a complete set of alpha kids)

OH MAN JADE, jake is going to be so pumped. his poor long lost grandma except not exactly. they can be great big huge adventure nerds together and shoot lots of guns.

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