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[shenunigans]

Heyo sports fans,

I'm Pengu, bringing in Dave Strider 2: Electric Boogaloo. I understand he's been here before, but I'll give a run down on him anyway. He's a bit of a try-hard coolkid. He's a huge hipster with varied interests such as raps and denial. He's also a Knight of Time, formerly blessed with time powers and now he's got some Eye Lasers that do approximately nothing useful.

Looking forward to playing with you all! If you want to work out anything at all RE: past CR with Dave, please feel free to talk to me. My plurk is squishyfeet, totally add me you will regret it.

Comments

[shenunigans]

Yassss, more!

I'm really excited to have a Jade, man. They're super hard to come by, Dave is going to be pretty damn chuffed to see her alive (though admittedly he tends to agree with past Dave re: heroics). BUT YES he will be glad too, time to get back to being bros and drawing furry fan art for her like he was destined to do.

[cuteandquarky]

It's so weird to me that Jades are apparently rare on DWRP, since I feel like every other RP place I've been for Homestuck has been inundated with them.

But yes, more sbahj furry art please. I've considered having Jade get an item regain of the canon piece of furry fanart tbh, but if Dave is here to make some fresh content then I won't have to.

[shenunigans]

I've never rp'd much outside of DWRP but I do see her around a lot more in the outside fandom. It's such a strange phenomenon. BUT THEN it's really hard to find a lot of the Beta Kids.

She can now have brand new copies to plaster all over everything since he is suddenly inundated with free time and someone to actually present his hard work too. Meteor time is a write off when nobody appreciates the nuances of furry OCs.

[cuteandquarky]

That's true!! It's so weird - since moving to DWRP like four months ago I have seen exactly two other Jades, like fifty Daves, and absolutely zero Roses or Johns. Which is a tragedy. I would probably commit crimes to have a John and/or Rose in this game.

And soon Waverly Bay will be overrun by furry OCs. Truly, the residents will know no greater terror.

(This is how the world ends - not with a bang, but with a yiff.)

[shenunigans]

Mysteries of the universe, amirite? I would also kill for a complete set, they need to be together they have been apart far too long.

Well then, heck getting a job, Dave has a business of his own right here.

[cuteandquarky]

well then between the two of us we can commit a crime for each other beta kid, and we've got the set, let's get to it