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THE FORCED HONESTY/ASK ME ANYTHING MEME

THE RULES:
-Post with your character
-Others ask your characters questions (ICly or OOCly)
-Your character has to answer whatever they're asked completely honestly!
-That's it! Them's the rules!

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If Akaba Reiji wanted his employees back so badly, he would have worked out how to unseal them. He has the means and motive.

[He doesn't mention the fear that underlies this - the fear that there might be no way to unseal people, and that his hometown truly is gone and dead forever. He doesn't want to have to consider that potentially being true.]

And if he can't? You're just going to let them stay like that.

[There is a long, long pause before he replies to that; it might even look like he's not going to, but...]

If that process isn't reversible, I'm as good as in hell already.

Yeah?

I might be joining you there.

[There's another pause, but it's not as long or as dangerous as the last one.]

And you wonder why I took an interest in your wellbeing.

[With sentiments like that at your age, is there any question?]

[Well. Not quite the response he was expecting, and he's more than a little taken aback.]

You have enough on your plate already.

I'll be the judge of that.

[As far as he's concerned, he doesn't have "enough" on his plate until he's running himself into the ground with exhaustion, and he's not even close to that point.]

[There isn't much he can say to that, even if he's not sure he understands why Shun even cares.

They've done more than their fair share of arguing.]

Dunno if I feel comfortable leaving that up to you. If your fashion sense or taste in tunes is any indication, I get the feeling you're a pretty shitty judge.

[He argues with Yuuto all the time. That doesn't mean he isn't important to him and that Shun doesn't care for him.]

I could say the same about you.

[And then they'd be here all day, wouldn't they?]

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Didn't know you had a problem with my threads, too.

You act like I don't argue with Yuuto just as much.

[Honestly, Strider, he's just an argumentative sort. Everyone he knows is aware of that.]

I've seen worse, and they're not as bad as your music.

[...Backhanded compliment go?]

Has anyone ever told you your mastery of the pickup arts is downright resplendent? Better raise your arms up to catch me, Kurosaki, 'cause I'm just about swooning over here.

I'd worry about the effectiveness of "pickup arts" if I ever was intending to pick someone up.

[That's rather dry. He barely knows what "picking up" is supposed to mean and that's because he's heard others here use the term, but either way he's still an emotional brick.]

Well damn. You ever heard of letting someone down gently?

Maybe when you stop turning everything anyone says into jokes about them trying to hit on you.

[...That's the term for it, right? It's not one he hears or uses very often.]

My bad. Maybe work on not making everything that comes out of your mouth sound like a come-on.

Hard to avoid sounding like something I've never heard. Emotions like romance and the battlefield don't mix.

[He says "romance" like it's a word that doesn't apply to him and that he doesn't even feel, let alone know. It's the verbal equivalent of someone holding a gross bit of trash out at arms' length.]

Oh my god, you've been deprived of shitty romcoms your entire life.

[Absolutely unfathomable.]

Alright, well, might want to brush up on what they sound like if you don't want guys lining up and ending up burned because they got the wrong idea.

It's their problem if they do, though you're the only person who's ever acted like that. Sure you're not projecting again?

[...That is an all-too-knowing look for someone whose experience with these kinds of relationships is near nil.]

[Okay, well, he could purposefully choose to misinterpret that as "you're so popular that people trip over themselves for a chance to date you, hence your concern about come-ons." But that would be difficult to do when he's not allowed to blatantly lie right now.]

Sounds like wishful thinking on your part.

Or maybe you bring it up so often that it starts to look suspicious. For a kid, you're over-invested in it.

[Really, Strider, there's no good counter to this that he can't send right back at your face.]

It's more like I'm dedicated to my craft.

Does it actually bother you?

No, it's just annoying.

[He doesn't understand enough of the emotions behind actual picking up for it to bother him much, and he knows Strider's just being the obnoxious ass he tends to be.]

Cool. I'll probably keep doing it then.

What would you have done if it did bother me?

[He won't be at all surprised if that response is also "keep doing it".]

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